PSHedgpeth@a... wrote:
>
> Someone said, "If a man doesn't know what hour it is he has no
> business being on the railroad.
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> Pete Hedgpeth
I got this a while ago and it fits here. I can't resist. 8^)
Ken Martin
Subject: [KCS-T-E] Time Change
Somewhere in the Midwest....................
Engineer to Dispatcher: What time is it?
Dispatcher: What railroad are you?
Engineer: What difference does that make? We just want the time?
Dispatcher: It makes a big difference.
If you're Burlington Northern, it's two o'clock.
If you're CP Rail, it's fourteen hundred hours.
If you're Chicago and North Western, the big hand is on the two and
the little hand is on the twelve.
And, if you're Amtrak, ....... it's Tuesday!
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