[CBQ] Miss Joyce

[Latz Pat <pter777opm@yahoo.com>]

--- On Wed, 3/25/09, Fritz Plous <FPlous@costonlaw.com> wrote:



From: Pat Latz
Subject:  Miss Joyce

Date: Wednesday, March 25, 2009, 12:51 PM


 






  All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady.

















 

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have 
forgiven your enemies?'
 

80% held up their hands.
 

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one 
small elderly lady.
                                

"Miss Joyce are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
 

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
 

'Miss Joyce", that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' ( 98) she replied.
 

'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a 
person can live ninety-eight ( 98) years & not have an enemy in the world?'
 

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the 
congregation, and said, "I outlived the bitches."

 
 
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